My Cat’s a Genius… Er, Smart-ass

I woke up this morning and found a letter from my cat.  It was left by the coffeemaker, which I have to admit, was pretty fuckin’ smart.  My brain cells do not function until I’ve had coffee, so you can see why I’m thinking my cat is a genius.  At any rate, I can only surmise the letter is a result of me slamming my bedroom door on him at 3:00 this morning. Dear Human Mommy, I realize we’ve been together for 12 years and we seem to have a pretty righteous routine down for cohabiting together, but I thought … Click here to be completely blown away…